God'S OwN couNtries....

Place:Thampanoor Bus Stop
Time:5.30 pm ************************************************************************************
"Wo yentheru parayaanedeyy angana pvonu,deyy ninte aniyan yenthu parayanu? avante oru vevaravum illallodeyy".
"Yentho parayan...avan thallippoli aayi angane adichu polichu nadakkanu....yenneyonnum oru mind illadeyy...oru paazhu jammam!!!!"
"ninteyalle aniyaN....hmmm".

........ Two foreigners coming ......

"Gentlemen , can u plzz tell us the way to NEW THEATRE?"
"Thallee, ithenthiru parayanathu....appi....manassilaayilla...."
"NEW...NEW THEATRE.."
"Wo nammale NYUUUU....athangu paranjaaa pore..."
"Appikal oru kaaryam cheyyy...otttO pidichu poyeeen"
"Deyy athu vendaDeyyy...avammaru evarude pocket kaaliyaaaki vidum.. ningaLu nadannu poyiiin..."
"Ohhh..can u plzz tell us the way..."
"Deyy kalipppavuoo....oru kaaaryam chEyy.....nyeaaare po....nyeaaaree... appo oru junshan ehthum....athu motham chuttanam....chutttikkondirikkallu..... athinte pakuthi aaakumbo 2 vazhi kaaaanum....athil thaaazhakkodi noOOOth vittaa mathi... nyuuvinte mumpi chennu kerum..."

"Sorry...gentlemen..we didnt get u"
"Deyy...sorry ennu vechaa....thettu cheyyumbo parayanathalleedeyy?"
"wo thanna...thannna....deyy oru kaaryam cheyyam....koode chellam"
"sheri annaa...njAn parayam"
"Look sayyipp and madamma...we ...coming to the nEw theatre....ningal coming with I and thankappannan...."
"Ok..ok...we will come wid u ppl"
"annoo...kurish-aakumo"
"illadeyy...nammalu pulikal aanennu avarrku manassilaayi kaanum..."
"Appaleeeyy...yevada veedu??amarikkaaa??"
"no..we are from canada"
"Kannadayaa...deyyy yevaru Kanndakaranennu!!!"
"avidokke ippo inganyaadeyy"
"kannada.... speaking saayipp?"
"yeah english"
"Wo englishum ariyaamennu...sammathikkanam yevammareyokkee...nammal ivide aa aaaa ee eeee padikkan petta paadu namakke ariyaavoo..."
"Ithu aaara saayippinte....kettyolaaa...atho...... valla dolby case ukalumaano? oru vasham ketta nottamm...eeenh?"
"Yivide evada thaamasam....sleeping where raathri??"
"at new horizon"
"ohh sheri sheri....appikalu ivide yenthiru kaanan vannathu?"
"angane yalledaaa knappaaa ....u come here....wat scenes ??"
"Jez to celebrate our vacation"
"woo angana...avada ippo vakkashan aanennu...yevamamrudeyokke samayam..."
"dhaa anNno... sthalam ethaaraayi deyy doonda...aa unthuvandi nirthirkkana kandaa athinte munnil thanna sthalam...nammalu pottee...pinnna kaanam"
"thnx gentlemen...nice meeting u...keep tHis"
"Thalleeeeyyy!!!! yithentharu...100 rooovayaa...sthalam kaa!nchu koduthathinu..."
"vaangeeredeyy avaru kannu neranju tharanathallee...."
"Annna... ini yenthiru cheyyan??....ithu pottikkande??..."
"pinnallathee....vidaaam namukk....kuttappannante thattukada yilott!!!...."