S@Mple Inter~View_TesteD O.k....

"Well ..do you kno wat a diode is?"
"Yeah ...i do"
"Plzzz do expalin?"
"Huhh...no!!"
"Why can't you ?"
" I don't open my mouth for answering such silly questions"
"Welll......dats nice...hmmmm"
"Wat do you kno abt our company?"
" I dont kno nething..."
"hmmm...k.."
"Wat salary do u expect"?
" Atleast 5 times the salary u are supposed to give me...well wat are u supposed to give me?"
"hmmm..dat depends upon ur attitude towards ur job"
"okies... ne way i dont care!!"
" Is this ur first job?"
"Unless...."
"Well...nice...nuthing!!!"
"Wat is ur current aggregate?"
"It is all in the resume...plzz do open it and see..."
"well...k"
"Is this your first interview?"
"Wat do you feel?"
"Ohhh...nuthing..i jez asked..."
"Well...nice upto this...are ur parents employed?"
"Unless...will u give job them tooo??"
"No...i didnt mean it...k?"
"Plzz dont ask such useless questions if possible.."
"Hmmmm...ok"
"Which is ur mother tounge?"
"Sir...u kno my mother tounge??"
"Well...u didn't say...then how am i supposed to knw wat is urs?"
"Ohhh...if i say then ....u mean...u will be knowing that ?? is it so?"
"Nooo..i didn't mean so..my god"
"Okies"
"Well...wat will u do if u are not selected?"
"I will certainly beat u up"
"Ohhh is it so? well if i select u? "
"I wont beat u up... wat a silly question was dat!!!...huhhh!!!"
"Well...excellent.... nice sense of humour!!!"
"Heyy dude.. i was not joking ok??"
"Yeah ok ...i kno ...which is the suject you like the most?"
"Nuthing like dat.....i simlpy hate all..."
"Ok..."
"Well...i think, there is somethin wrong wid ur hair style?"
"Sir, i think it is coz of...hehe...dere is no hair on ur head!!!.."
"Maybe...nice reply!"
"Well....do u have nethin to ask?"
"Sir i have to meet my girlfrnd at 11.00 ...it is already 10.45...if u let me go
....."
"Ok...ok..nething more to ask"
"Merry christmas and happy new year!!! byee...cyaaa soon ...take care dude.."